Guest _ManiA_ Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Give him some sheet music. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None--they just steal somebody else's light. What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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