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Olteanca, la 2 noaptea, il zgaltiie pe oltean in somn:
- Scoala, ma Boule, scoala, scoala...!
Olteanul, ametit si tulburat, cu ochii umflati de somn si de tuica:
- Ce e fa, ce s-antamplat?
- Cum poti sa dormi, ma Boule, cu un salariu asa de mic...?

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- Mama, unde mi-e tricoul cu Dinamo?
- L-am spalat, e afara pe sarma, la uscat.
Se duce microbistul bucuros in gradina dar gaseste tricoul pe jos, in noroi.
- Mama, de ce e tricoul pe jos?!
- Lua-i-ar dracu‘ de hoti, iar ne-au furat carligele de rufe!

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Suna telefonul acasa la Bula si raspunde el, dar in soapta: 
- Alo, da!
- Bula, tu esti?
- Da, ce s-a-ntamplat?
- Pai vroiam sa vorbesc si eu cu tatal tau, e acasa?
- Da, dar are treaba. E ocupat aici cu politia. 
- Cum cu politia?... Bine, dar mama ta este?
- Da, e si ea aici cu politia, salvarea, zise Bula tot mai in soapta. 
- Da' ce se-ntampla acolo, ma? Dar macar bunica-ta nu e ocupata?
- Nu, ca e si ea tot cu pompierii, salvarea, politia, paza (zise foarte incet).
- Ba, dar ce-i acolo la tine, ma? Ce fac toti aia?
- Pai... ma cauta pe mine…

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