metalsandman Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 A sunburst Stratocaster walks into a bar, orders a beer and takes a stool next to a hot-looking Les Paul Goldtop, who's sipping an umbrella drink. The Strat leers at the Les Paul for several minutes and then says, "Hey, that's some set of humbuckers you got on you, darlin'." "You're not getting any feedback off of me with a pickup line like that," the Goldtop says indignantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Then the BC Rich steps into the bar, headbangs for 5 seconds, then leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveseveN Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Cum, Goldtopu' n-avea P-90-uri ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 and then the fernandes guitar enters and shouts friendly: Hello Everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimpson J. Cat Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ...and then a Grosmann enters the room and says: neckthrought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 And then an acoustic guitar enters the room... Waits a second... looks around, stunned, and says... F*^$K me... ROBOTS ?! But then, the Jazz Bass bouncer throws him out of the bar... The acoustic guitar hits the pavement and breaks its head (stock). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrazySound Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 si apoi liniste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Marquis Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ...and then a Grosmann enters the room and says: neckthrought! Pe-asta pot s-o zica si multe chitare Jackson! Inclusiv unele dotate cu vibrator (tremolo)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) And then an acoustic guitar enters the room... Waits a second... looks around, stunned, and says... F*^$K me... ROBOTS ?! HahHAhhAHahAhahAHhHAahahA! Edited November 24, 2009 by Sto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Marquis Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Da' Stratul care s-a pus pe agatzat Lespaulitze, de ce nu si-o fi tras si el un humbucker în neck position? Daca era insistent, putea sa incerce si : "Hey, sweetie, I got myself a brand new Marshall stack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimpson J. Cat Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Pe-asta pot s-o zica si multe chitare Jackson! Inclusiv unele dotate cu vibrator (tremolo)... Gresit! Jackson-urile alea sunt neckthrough. E? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 mwahaaa.. mi-a venit una cat eram in metrou.. The Strat goes to the Lespaul, and tries a different approach, saying: "think about it... one night stand, no strings attached ?" and then the LP says "Oh, you Strats never give up... I have an SG waiting for me at home, and two ukuleles !" ... acu ca o citesc, nu mi se mai pare atat de amuzanta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) Gresit! Jackson-urile alea sunt neckthrough. E? Deci M.Marquis a zis, in principiu, ca "Multe Jacksonuri sunt neckthrough". Si tu zici "GRESIT!! Multe Jacksonuri sunt neckthrough!" ??? Intreb si eu... Edited November 24, 2009 by Sto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) Being rejected, the strat tries to take his mind away things for a while, saying to himself... LPs are too fat anyway... .. then he sees a double-neck in the corner of the room... walks (while gently weeping) to them and says... "You twins ?" L.e. : stay on topic please.. Edited November 24, 2009 by comanel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Marquis Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Gresit! Jackson-urile alea sunt neckthrough. E? Nu stiu ce tzise pare gresit... Un Jackson neck-through-body cu tremolo am tzinut in mîna mea, era al unui prieten, i-l adusese taica-su din USA, la vremea aia (1992) costase o caramida de bani... mwahaaa.. mi-a venit una cat eram in metrou.. The Strat goes to the Lespaul, and tries a different approach, saying: "think about it... one night stand, no strings attached ?" and then the LP says "Oh, you Strats never give up... I have an SG waiting for me at home, and two ukuleles !" ... acu ca o citesc, nu mi se mai pare atat de amuzanta... Adica era o Lespaulitza cu sotz si plozi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) TOPIC IS: GUITAR JOKES... e prea amuzant sa o dam in diverse... certati-va pe PM (a se citi private message) -continuam de acasa )- Edited November 24, 2009 by comanel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Marquis Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Being rejected, the strat tries to take his mind away things for a while, saying to himself:"LPs are too fat anyway..." Pai dupa ce-a nascut doua ukulele, la ce te-asteptzi? La o silueta de flaut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecco Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 .. then he sees a double-neck in the corner of the room... walks (while gently weeping) to them and says... "You twins ?" =))))))))))))))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 And they answer: Yeah, we're conjoined siamese twins. Wanna shred? (one of the headstocks whispers to the other one: I hope he uses a thick pick.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 The strat replies: "We should try finger style first.. Then I'm gonna go Tongue-Hendrix on yous guys !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 The bass overhears the Strat and threatens: "I'm gonna kick you in the tremolo and throw you out, you perv!" To which the pimp-strat replies: "*SLAP!* *POP!*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cursedone Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 intra un behringer in bar si cere o bere, la care barmanu vintage '54 Tele zice "nu mai dam pe datorie!" si paznicu jazz bass il scoate afara. la care un ibanez jem 7 alb intra la brat cu doua les paul-uri albe cu auriu. flying v-urile din colt incep sa fluiere la les paul-uri si jem 7 se enerveaza si cheama pe paznicii lui kingv-ul si randy rhoads-ul sa ii bata pe flying v. se lasa cu corzi rupte si vopsea crapata pana cand un Zakk Wylde V se intoarce de la baie si ii bate pe king v si RR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi91 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Apare o Hora Iris Solo, le fura la toti ceasul si portofelul. Intre timp, o chitara Longfellow vede incidentul, si sub pretextul geloziei, omoara in bataie chitara romaneasca, pledeaza crima fara premeditare sub pretext alcool si droguri ( ironic fiind faptul ca a dezmembrat chitara romaneasca si a si aruncat-o in tomberon ) si primeste 3 ani de inchisoare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex_omul Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 this was fun for a while... acuma deja e exagerat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sto Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They won't touch anything electric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cursedone Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They won't touch anything electric. poate vrei sa zici " we don'ts touch nothin' 'lectric, boss! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metabog Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Ok, so nu sunt cu chitari dar sunt funny. What did the synth say to a brainless midi controller? You're an MIDIout. What is the difference between a modular synthesizer and a woman? You can turn off a modular synth when it starts to sound irritating. What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing? Jennifer Lowpass What do you get when you drop a modular synth down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base? A flat major. What does it mean when a synth player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. (hahahahahaha) Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanel Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ba, scuzati-mi noob-ismul, da'... traduceti si mie What does it mean when a synth player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. (hahahahahaha) .. Ca nu ma prind ... si stiu si eu unu.. Q:De ce e chitaristul e vanat si are mana in ghips? A: A zis prea multe bancuri cu basisti :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vektor Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Cum se interpreteaza faptul ca [basistului/chitaristului/claparului] ii curg bale pe ambele parti ale gurii ? Scena este la nivel [dreapta] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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